Gay's rights

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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I enjoy anal.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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involved parents.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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