If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Turn around.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

I lost my tractor.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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