- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

WNBA

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Stephen Walking.

Badgers are cool

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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