what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Women's sports.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Whats better than 24? 25.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is cold? Winter

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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