i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Kelly Clarkson

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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96

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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