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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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