3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Woman's Rights

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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