My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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#scabbers

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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I like hats XD!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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