- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Samantha

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

knock knock. who's there? someone.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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