why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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I am a n1gger.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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