- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

I saw a poor man named rich

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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