What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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I like hats XD!

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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