Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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