- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Penis.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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