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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Dylan is a person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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