- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

milly, milly, milly, cat

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Breast cancer.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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