Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

A midget walks under a bar

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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