What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Land Rovers

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Pickles

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

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