I've got a dig bick

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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thermodynamics?

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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