A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What's funnier than 24? 25

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Straight men can be bronies.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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