Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Obamacare haters

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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