- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

your father died

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

buttcrack thumbs up

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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