- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Soccer...

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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