- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Women's rights.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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