- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Billy Cundiff.

knock knock. come in.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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