- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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