Dogs in my home.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

justin bieber

Womens' Rights

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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