- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

#Hanging Degus

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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