If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Loner.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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thermodynamics?

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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women's rights

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