What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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this is not a joke

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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rebecca is a hard worker

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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split your ass cheek

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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