- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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