XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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