- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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