- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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