- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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