knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Hello.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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