What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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