whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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