- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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