So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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