- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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