Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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test

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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