WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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