How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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