Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Maths.

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read this sentence again.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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