What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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