- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

a black man walks out of popeyes

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

jews

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A storm be brewin!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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