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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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