Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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