- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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